“I'm not looking for anything serious”
“I want all the benefits with none of the accountability”
“Sorry I fell asleep”
“I saw your text and chose peace”
“You're so mature for your age”
“I can't pull anyone my own age”
“I just need some space”
“I'm talking to someone else and need you on standby”
“Haha yeah”
“I have nothing to say to you but I don't want you to stop giving me attention”
“We should hang out sometime”
“I will never initiate plans”